Not Fooled

Brother, we hope you know that we weren't fooled for a moment by your claim that you were off on a tour of Sioux City, South Dakota. First of all, we raided your savings to pay for that replacement glue. We know you don't have the money for a tour. And second, we can hear your bell. That stolen wool must have fallen out. And isn't that your tail poking out from under the human's bed? Get out from under there this instant! There is coloring to be done, and then you can listen to music with us, to pick the arrangement for the family reunion CDs were are going to burn!