I Can't Believe This!

I can't believe this, and I can only pray this movie has an X rating. Someone has actually made a film about the head rabbit, The Easter Bunny, alias Peter Cottontail! Rabbit encouragement on a large screen! Doomed, we are all doomed! The bunnies are already making plans to see this film. Knowing them, they're probably going to want to camp out in front of the theater to make sure they're the first ones there. And I'm sure that they're going to expect me to assist them in some way with this. I don't know yet what they're going to expect me to do, but I am sure they will expect something from me, to assist them in seeing this film. We are all doomed!