Horrible Clown

That clown is causing problems again. You won't believe this, but now he's having a sale on fillet o' fishes! That is the polar bears' favorite snack, and now they'll be able to get their paws on more of the things. Really, so many things have gone right for those bears lately. First the human lets them sleep with her, and now they're getting cheap snacks. It's horribly unfair. And with a good luck streak like this going, the bears will probably get a stack full of coupons for bear merchandise the next time they trot down for a meal.