Awful Weatherman

That weatherman just delights in making my life difficult. Wait until you hear his latest antic. Like I said yesterday, it's been nice and warm, so this afternoon the polar bears trotted outside to enjoy themselves. There are many pear trees around here, all in bloom with bunches of little white blossoms. Those blossoms were firmly on the trees until the bears stepped out, and then a wind came out of nowhere and sent the blossoms flying. It looked like a blizzard, and of course the polar bears ran back in shouting that the warmth was a trick and that it was snowing! They're camped on the human's bed again, determined not to leave until June! And it is all the weatherman's fault! That wind came from the direction of his little weather studio! He probably had giant fans set up or something to cause it so he could watch the panicked bears! I ought to sue! I was almost trampled when they came racing back in!