Polar Bears

The polar bears have taken to reading my human's quilting magazines, and last night, I caught one them digging for the good scissors again while the others lagged in large piles of fabric. I think they might be really serious about getting their paws on polar bear quilts. I don't even want to think of the sheep. I found an email that the polar bears had sent to some sheep asking about their wool, and how warm and fluffy it might be. Can I be held responsible if they do head out wool gathering soon?