Sunday, March 1, 2009

W. Woodpecker

Does anyone here see anything wrong with the hole that I'm renting to my tenant, W. Woodpecker? It's a snug, insulated hole with thick walls as you can see in the picture, and highly superior to any tree around. Another cat I chat with is claiming it's a terrible hole, though, and is accusing me of being a slum landlord. I want to add, Mr. W. Woodpecker is very happy with the hole, and along with his rental, he has a pool pass for the summer months, and hopefully a birdbath will be going in soon to upgrade things. There's a lovely bird buffet just next door and he has an easy commute from his hole to his work as a pest control specialist. So, what's wrong with the property I'm renting? I think my cat friend just doesn't want to see me doing well in business. Goodness knows what he would say about the property I rented to those turkeys if I posted about it!

2 comments:

  1. We think it sounds like a very lovely hole, far superior to a drafty nest in a tree! You should consider increasing the rent.

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  2. I'm glad to see that you agree with me about what a nice hole it is, Miss Lori. And I suppose I could up the rent, but the woodpecker does provide free pest control for us, keeping away the menace of the box elder bugs, so I figure that earns him rent control.

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