Annann Polar Bear Reporting

Our brother has been captured, and drug to assist with baking, and a group of bears is wanting to get on, to assist with the burning of CDs for the baby shower, but we thought we would take a moment to chat first. I see our brother posted a photo of that selfish sheep who refused to share his wool with a batch of needy polar bears. Believe me, it was a hot topic for discussion on all of the polar bear email lists. Just look at him, so fluffy and woolly! He would probably be enough to stuff an entire quilt! But when the polar bears approached him, and asked for his assistance to help a group of poor endangered animals, what did the selfish sheep do but to say no, and then to dart away. It is his fault entirely that he got stuck, and had to be rescued by humans. Never fear, though. We polar bears are resourceful. I heard about it from the bears involved. They waited until the humans got him down, and he was gloating about getting his sheepy face in the news, and then they pounced! All of that wonderful wool is now stuffed into a quilt in a nice den somewhere!