Horrible! Awful! Nightmarish!

Oh, you won't believe this! The bunnies have found another place that is giving away FREE seed! I can't believe this. Don't these places know better, and would you believe they don't require proof of lack of floppy ears and a fuzzy cotton tail or anything? I wouldn't be surprised to learn that this business was some sort of subsidiary of the Department of Rabbitculture! Or possibly it's ran by rabbits. Anyway, the bunnies are demanding that I get off-line so they can request their seed right away. Really, they should be ashamed of themselves. What in the world will become of our neighbors if the bunnies get more seed?