Reading

Reading for that book program is going well.  We're almost finished with our SIXTH book!  Soon we will be able to hop to the library to turn in our forms, collect a packet of seed each, and be issued a second form!  We sense a mountain of seed in our immediate future if we can keep reading at this rate!

Can't Believe It

I can't believe this, and you can be sure I will be calling the authorities. First, the human went out to a buffet, and let one of the rabbits hop along, and get a take home platter to feed all of his fellow bunnies from the salad bar. What was that restaurant thinking, giving a bunny a take home container? Then, to make the thing a true disaster, she let the bunny hop into a store with her, a store that is another branch of the place that provided him cheep seed. And you won't believe what this place did. They patted his EARS! They said he was a good bunny and gave him a free sack of seed packets! He hopped home with free seed! That must violate some law! FREE SEED! I feel ill!

Horrible! Awful! Nightmarish!

Oh, you won't believe this! The bunnies have found another place that is giving away FREE seed! I can't believe this. Don't these places know better, and would you believe they don't require proof of lack of floppy ears and a fuzzy cotton tail or anything? I wouldn't be surprised to learn that this business was some sort of subsidiary of the Department of Rabbitculture! Or possibly it's ran by rabbits. Anyway, the bunnies are demanding that I get off-line so they can request their seed right away. Really, they should be ashamed of themselves. What in the world will become of our neighbors if the bunnies get more seed?