Worse than the Country

The human and the bunnies didn't go to the country cottage today, but where they went was so alarming that I almost wish they had visited there instead. The human had to go by the food co-op, that den of rabbit encouragement, and the bunnies hopped along. They returned with a giant sack, full of seed all ready to poke into those pallets, the second they get the beds put together. And there is even worse news. I suggest you send all small children away now before they can be terrified by this. I will wait.


















Are they gone? If any children remain, and have nightmares tonight, remember, I warned you. The bunnies talked to someone at the co-op about ordering pumpkin seed. They just have the shelled kind in their bins at the moment, but the bunnies need the kind still in the shell. They've requested a special order. A special order that will likely require them to purchase at least a half pound of seed, if not a full pound. Do you know how many pumpkin seed are in a pound? We will never see our neighbors again! This entire section of the state will become nothing but a giant pumpkin patch! We're DOOMED!