Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Sue the Mormons!

I must sue the Mormon Church right away. Really, I don't know why those people aren't up to their necks already in lawsuits for encouraging the growth of family trees. Really, with how fond they are if encouraging those things, one would think they were relations of the gardening obsessed bunnies. Oh, you won't believe what they have done this time, though. They have amused themselves indexing the 1940 census for Kansas! Kansas where the human has a ton of relations! Sniff, sniff, sniff. Thanks to those horrible, awful people, she has already found the married name of Cousin Doris! Cousin Doris! Finding her married name can only lead to finding obituaries, and then to tracking down her offspring. Oh, sniff, sniff, sniff! And Cousin Doris couldn't be bothered to marry someone with a common name like Smith or Brown either, but picked someone with the most unusual name possible, with means the human thinks tracking her family down will be a breeze! We're doomed!

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