The Country Again

I heard the human talking a bit ago, and that threat to visit the country this weekend is still in full force. Really, what in the world am I going to do, to try to prevent this? I tried causing a series of disasters around the house, hoping that it would make the humans have to devote all of their time to cleaning, but thus far that's not working. The bunnies just hop behind me, pick things up and glare. They're threatening to get the carrots out now to keep me in line, and to prevent me from ruining their plans for a country visit. What in the world am I going to do? The carrots they have a particularly pointy this time, and are sure to be painful when used as weapons.