Police

I tried to call the police today to file a report on the bunnies' planned gardening invasion. Would you believe that the only home invasion they take reports on is if someone breaks down your door, ties you up and takes your television set? They say they can do nothing if squash, cucumbers and zucchini slither in, surround your bed in vines and camp out on your couch watching television. Well, they said they could take a report if they ordered pay per view, but beyond that, they can do nothing.