Mountain Bears

There was a report in the paper today on how those poor mountain bears are getting into trouble, trying to hit humans up for food. Poor bears. I suppose they haven't made it to the ranger station yet to report those robberies they suffered at Betsy's paws. I would so hate to be them. I expect some of them to trot down here shortly to try to get their food back. Should I write them and warn them that Betsy's already ate it? It would be a shame for them to be caught and drug off in nets. That always gives Betsy such a laugh, too.