Weather Man Taking Shortcuts

Our local weatherman is taking terrible shortcuts in his study of the weather for the news forecasting. The station is right up the street from our house, and I know I spotted him with binoculars watching our backyard. He's seeing what rain dances the bunnies are doing back there, and then he's reporting it, claiming that all of those expensive weather instruments the tv station bought told him! Honestly, what horrible, horrible cheating.