The Human's Family Tree

The human is plotting to go and research that awful tree again tomorrow, and I just know it's a terrible idea. Besides the fact that she will make that tree grow even bigger, which is very scary considering how large it already is, they had a minor flood at the archive, and the microfilm room is reporting a mold problem. I just know it will mess up her allergies and then who will serve me while she's sneezing her head off?