The First Cucumber

The bunnies picked their first cucumber today, and it was a large one. Oh, this is about the worst possible sign I can imagine if those cucumber plants are starting to bear fruit! And did you know that as long as the rabbits keep picking, the plants will keep producing plants? We are so doomed it isn't funny. Should I send a picture of the cucumber in question to the neighbors with a warning to flee now and save themselves while they still can?