HELP! Call the Police! Watermelon Sprouting!

What department of the local police department deals with this? I don't know if anyone remembers, but a couple of months ago, the rabbits got 46 watermelon seed at a buffet that is so guilty of encouraging bunnies, it isn't funny. Anyway, they finally gave up on sprouting them in a bag, and poked them out in the yard. Well, they're SPROUTING like crazy! Who do I have to call to file a report about this? Those poor dogs next door. They are doomed.

Police

I tried to call the police today to file a report on the bunnies' planned gardening invasion. Would you believe that the only home invasion they take reports on is if someone breaks down your door, ties you up and takes your television set? They say they can do nothing if squash, cucumbers and zucchini slither in, surround your bed in vines and camp out on your couch watching television. Well, they said they could take a report if they ordered pay per view, but beyond that, they can do nothing.