Party

I wonder if the zoo has noticed those missing penguins and zebras yet? I don't know what in the world I am going to do if the authorities come looking for them. They're all camped out in the back I suspect waiting for daylight so they can start partying again. Really, it's a wonder the neighbors haven't alerted the law on them. There are penguin feathers and I don't want to think of what else scattered everywhere.

The Zoo

The local zoo is foolishly hosting a Halloween event running for two weeks this month. All I can say is that they are so doomed it isn't funny, and I can't possibly be held accountable for the disaster resulting from their foolish decision. There will be people trotting all over the zoo in costume, which will make it the perfect time for jail breaks. I spotted an email my penguin siblings sent to the zoo penguins with instructions for mask construction, and I don't even want to look at what Zenobia Zebra sent out. All of the penguins, and likely the zebra herd too, are plotting their escape during this by pretending they're humans in costume! And then they're going to trot over here to party! Honestly, the zoo should be ashamed of themselves for setting up the circumstances that will lead to these perfect escapes, and I want it known now that I am not to blame! I just hope the neighbors buy that when the yard and house are packed full of partying penguins and zebras.

Rabbit Party

The bunnies' party was a success, I'm very sad to announce. They amused themselves hopping in the pool all day, and extending their garden beds. You don't even want to imagine how much digging they got dome. I tried to find some cotton to poke in my ears to block out the noise of the partying and hopping, but the polar bears mistook it all for wool, and snatched it for batting purposes. To make matters worse, my rabbit siblings invited their friends to hang around so they can continue the party tomorrow! I have a bad feeling I will never be rid of all of their party guests. I don't know what we're going to do. I know the penguins have sent out a few invitations too. Are there limits on the number of rabbits and penguins allowed to loiter in a single backyard?

Bunny Party Guests

The first of the bunnies' party guests came hopping into the yard today. Honestly, I know that the date the rabbits put on the invitations they sent out was for Saturday! Today is Thursday! That rabbit is seriously early, and I just know he's going to insist on loitering in the yard until party time. And even worse, he was loitering in the FRONT yard, not the backyard where the pool and large parts of the garden are. How many guests are the bunnies expecting that they're needing to open up the front yard to their partygoers too?

The Pool

The pool is ready except for the second vacuuming, and the bunnies are so eager to hop in. They're hopping around the house, getting their suits ready, and their fur tanning lotion out. I suppose I should be happy that they at least bother wearing swimsuits, unlike those delinquent penguins who keep insisting they can't find anything they like, and thus must dive in in their bare feathers. Oh, I shudder to think of how noisy our yard will be this weekend. I just hope they don't plan to invite me to the party. They're going to be roasting carrots, and I know I wouldn't be able to escape without eating heaven only knows how many.

Pool

The pool is almost ready to be put into use. All it needs is a bit more chlorine and a second good vacuuming. Needless to say, I am alarmed. The pool is right by the garden, and is just the place for rabbits to amuse themselves taking dips all day between fussing with their vegetables. I just know they're going to amuse themselves running wild out there, and having parties all day long! I wonder if they make ear muffs in my size to block out the noise of bunny partying?

Groundhog Fourth of July

The groundhogs decided to have a little gathering in the backyard in honor of the fourth. Granted, their parties are fairly sedate in comparison to bunny gatherings, but still. One of their little groundhog guests showed up in a taxi and then that pesky little thing expected ME to pay his fare! I happen to know he was on a perfectly good bus line, and he should have taken that instead! He claims it was closed for the holiday, so the taxi was really needed, but I'm not so sure. I think he just didn't want to take public transportation.

More Rain Dancing

We got more rain today, along with a fair amount of thunder and lightning. It turns out that plants really love the sound of thunder, though, and the bright flashes of lightning must help with their growth. Does anyone have any suggestions for how I can stop the bunnies from rain dancing up more bad weather, though? I tried hiding the book, but they had already made photocopies of the relevant pages! I spotted them with some party invitations too, in even worse news. I think they're planning to schedule a rain dance party for all of their friends!

Milk Can

The bunnies bought a special watering jug for the milk mixture they're planning to feed their plants. Have you ever heard of such a horrible thing in your life? Oh, and while one of the rabbits was out picking it up, he invited a raccoon and another bunny over for a party. Oh, it's going to be a disaster out there, with all of my siblings partying with their little friends, and milk being sprayed around by the gallon to feed those plants!

Bunny Party Report

Here's a photo of one of my siblings' party guests.



I think they might be planning to party all night from how this rabbit keeps hanging around. Can the police be called on rabbits having a conga line in the backyard? I hope he doesn't have any little suitcases stuffed somewhere.

Bunny Partying

Can I in any way, shape or form be held accountable for loud rabbit partying in my back yard? I think the bunnies might be planning a Memorial Day gathering. I saw them gathering every veggie they could get their paws on from the fridge, and one just popped out to check the grill. I can't be blamed for their party, right? Another one of them has been downloading rabbit music from I-tunes and somehow I don't think the neighbors are going to appreciate hearing several hours of The Bunny Hop.