Groundhog Parties

Does anyone know how good groundhogs are at conga lines? Like I said earlier, one of the bunnies spotted a groundhog today, surely on the way to our house, I can only hope not in a cab I will be expected to pay for. I just know those groundhogs are planning some sort of gathering for the backyard. Please tell me that won't be having to listen to them conga too! Aren't the bunnies' constant conga lines bad enough?

Conga Line

Does anyone know the best way to break up a conga line? It's so annoying hearing this constantly: hop, hop, hop, hop, shake tail, hop, hop, hop, hop, shake tail. Does law enforcement do anything about rabbits amusing themselves conga-ing in the backyard all night? If they're this bad right now, I shudder to think how they'll be once the lettuce and carrots are put out. Those things are lounging in little bowls right now, and it's frightening how well they're doing. I shudder to imagine the size of parties the bunnies will be able to have with those veggies out.

Bunny Party Report

Here's a photo of one of my siblings' party guests.



I think they might be planning to party all night from how this rabbit keeps hanging around. Can the police be called on rabbits having a conga line in the backyard? I hope he doesn't have any little suitcases stuffed somewhere.