Maybe the Country

The human is wanting to visit the country this weekend.  Do you think there's anything we ought to do to encourage this?  The human is also talking about installing a flower or vegetable bed up there, which we have a ton of ideas for.  We really hope she goes for a vegetable bed.  The country bunnies would adore that if we installed a salad bar.

The Country Threat

The human is still sniffing suspiciously, and now the bunnies are talking about how nice a weekend in the country would be. Does anyone have any advice for what I should do if the rabbits pounce with intent to drag me away to a seatbelt for a little ride? Really, I can't imagine anything worse than being trapped up there. I'm sure that my bunny siblings will demand I come calling with them, on the country rabbits, and probably on the squirrels who have moved in as well. And there will be nothing good to eat in either place except vegetables and nuts! And then there are the sleeping arrangements, stuck in the middle of a pile of my siblings, on the top bunk, so they can steal warmth from MY fur! Maybe I ought to start looking for a hiding place. Surely there's somewhere in the house those rabbits wouldn't think of looking for me.

More Country Horrors

I forgot to mention it last night, so I'll horrify you today with further news from the country. The bunnies spotted one of our new rabbit neighbors, undoubtedly hopping back from a visit to poor Farmer Turley's tomato fields, which I am sure are not supposed to be a buffet, no matter what the bunnies think. You would think the lack of forks and napkins would clue them in, wouldn't you? Anyway, they promptly introduced themselves to the new rabbit, and invited her to drop in, with all of her bunny friends for the cottage warming party. And this rabbit agreed to be there, and to even bring food! Rabbit food! I can't believe this. The only thing there will be to eat at that party will be carrots and purloined tomatoes, I am sure. And what in the world will I do? The bunnies will demand that I munch something down, so as to not appear RUDE!

Saturday Update

Well, it didn't actually rain, but due to the strong threat of rain, the humans decided not to go to the country. They said they had concrete to mix, and apparently rain would cause issues with that or something. I was happy at first, but then they went out for a bit, accompanied by the rabbits, and what did they have with them when they returned but two more siblings, freshly escaped from the local mission, for me. I am now up to 688 siblings total. Really, have you ever seen such a frightening number? I'm sure that I'll have 700 by the end of the month at this rate. At least these two lagged their luggage along with them when they moved in. That's the only good thing I can see. They won't demand to go shopping. I don't like how fond they seem of the rabbits, though. They're lounging around with them, helping them put together a burrow warming pack to drop of with those new rabbits in the country. That seems a terrible sign.

Maybe I Should Pray for Rain

I'm trying to decide if I should pray for rain or not. Undoubtedly if we get it, it will be like the last few times, with trees down and threats to power, but if there is no rain, the odds are good that I will be captured bright and early in the morning and drug off to the country cottage to work. And, as if work isn't bad enough, there's that new bunny family that is living up there. I'm sure my rabbit siblings will want to drop by their burrow and meet them, and they will undoubtedly expect me to go along on this visit. Paying a social call on rabbits. I can't think of anything more annoying. First I'll be squished into their burrow, and then you know they won't have good refreshments, just carrots and tomatoes liberated from Farmer Turley. And I will be there forever, too, because my bunny siblings can chatter all day about rabbit issues. Maybe I ought to start praying for rain now. Surely the electric company has things fixed so we won't loose power again. How many trees are left to fall down anyway?