More Country Horrors

I forgot to mention it last night, so I'll horrify you today with further news from the country. The bunnies spotted one of our new rabbit neighbors, undoubtedly hopping back from a visit to poor Farmer Turley's tomato fields, which I am sure are not supposed to be a buffet, no matter what the bunnies think. You would think the lack of forks and napkins would clue them in, wouldn't you? Anyway, they promptly introduced themselves to the new rabbit, and invited her to drop in, with all of her bunny friends for the cottage warming party. And this rabbit agreed to be there, and to even bring food! Rabbit food! I can't believe this. The only thing there will be to eat at that party will be carrots and purloined tomatoes, I am sure. And what in the world will I do? The bunnies will demand that I munch something down, so as to not appear RUDE!

Friday Update

Several of the rabbits hopped to the country today, to take more measurements. Unfortunately, the best measurers are also the best bunnies with the squirt guns full of whitewash, so while they were gone, one of Nick's cousins was able to trot by, to drop off a flier announcing more bad luck on the way. Oh, and wait until you see the bad luck I got this time. I will see that family in court for this! The bunnies came hopping back with seven pages of figures for multiplication! SEVEN!! The bunnies are in multiplication heaven. And even worse, although it's hard to see how something could be worse than all of those figures, the bunnies who went to the country presented me with the happy news that a new family of rabbits have moved into the neighborhood, and have installed their burrow door right in front of the cottage door. It's a big door too, indicating that the bunny who lives there is a fat one, and undoubtedly sassy. Anyway, the new rabbits were out, probably lunching at Farmer Turley's, so my bunny sisters left them a note, welcoming them to the neighborhood, and inviting them to a cottage warming party in a few weeks, a cottage warming that I will be forced to host!