Our Brother's Box Woes

Well, our brother amused himself snoozing all weekend, claiming it was nippy and he was hiding in his box house in self defense. Really, it was most annoying, and then he got the human alarmed about him skipping breakfast due to his snoozing. So now he has done it. After laying around, he has managed to get himself constipated! We told him he should be up and moving like all of us bunnies, but he insisted he wanted to snooze, and even tried to claim that he took a larger than normal anti-nausea pill as an excuse. Well, everyone knows what lack of activity leads to, and now our brother will pay for his napping. Do you think he needs more fiber too? You know vegetables have lots and lots of fiber!

The Zoo

As if things weren't going badly enough, with Betsy taking to train robbery, one of the bears reported passing the zoo while they were out with the humans, and seeing that construction work is being done there, probably to make it nicer for the residents, although really they ought to be working on improving security, with how often various creatures pop over here for parties. At first, I wasn't sure why I needed to know about this, but then it hit me. If work is being done at the zoo, there will be noise, and I'm sure that the penguins will object to that, never mind the red pandas, zebras and who knows what other animals. So, they'll likely be looking for somewhere else to stay until the humans are finished with their zoo improvement project. And why do I have a feeling that my siblings are going to offer this place as temporary accommodations? Well, they better not invite the lions, is all that I can say! My box isn't big enough for one of those!

Bushes

Nick the Cat's relations have done it this time, and might I say that I am eagerly awaiting seeing them bopped about their ears with carrots, celery and any other vegetables the rabbits find within paw's reach when those cats come trotting by again? The bunnies were hopping about, checking the plants in the front yard today, only to find a shrub that is looking poorly. A few questions were asked, and they finally got the truth out of those dogs who live next door. It seems that Nick the Cat's cousin has been treating the bush like a litter box, amusing himself using it, causing damage, likely in an attempt to fool other felines into thinking this property is theirs! The nerve of that family! This is clearly MY property, and I resent their trying to say otherwise! I have half a mind to borrow a carrot from the bunnies, to bop them myself, should they show themselves again!

Litter

The rabbits continue to cause me problems. Now, thanks to them, and their turning my litter box into a public bathroom, complete with magazine rack full of reading materials, the grandhuman is looking at me suspiciously. For some reason, she thinks the litter isn't lasting as long as it used to, and she is now wondering what I am up to. There is much talk about potentially switching brands, moving the box or something else annoying for me. Really, I don't know why she doesn't see the obvious. The bag of litter is supposed to last 20 days to a month for one cat. However for one cat, multiple rabbits, pandas and whatever animals the bunnies see fit to let stroll in to do their business, we are lucky the stuff lasts even a day. The grandhuman should put the blame where it obviously rests, with the bunnies, instead of plotting ways to inconvenience me!

Outside the Box

The humans were not happy to learn that I thought outside the box this morning, with my feline business, thus preventing them from leaving bright and early for a visit to the country. Really, though, I don't know what in the world they expected me to do. The bunnies had offered up free reign of my box to those pandas who are still camped in the backyard, munching down bamboo for flooring. From morning until night, there is a line in front of the box, and then when I had to get in this morning, I got stuck behind a panda reading Bamboo Monthly instead of doing his business in a timely manner and leaving. I don't know what else the humans expected me to do. Anyway, I ended up getting a lovely new box. I am a bit concerned, though, since it is much, much bigger than the last box. What if the bunnies take that as a sign, and decide to allow much larger animals, possibly elephants to drop in, since we now have facilities for them?

Rabbits and Litter Boxes

Did you know that some bunnies actually use litter boxes? Much to my regret, I learned this fact this weekend due to the party. A batch of the rabbits' guests came hopping in, and demanded use of my restroom facilities to do their bunny business. Granted, it is better than having them do it out in the yard where the neighbors could see, but still, there was a horrible line in front of the box all weekend! I thought I was going to have to take a number to get in. At least they're all asleep for the moment, though, so the box is mine until morning. I wonder if I should order a second box from Amazon? If these rabbits plan to stay around much longer, it might be needed.