Nail

We were hoping to go up to the country last night, or bright and early this morning.  We have a woodpecker up there who is interested in renting a hole and we were hoping to show it to him. Or possibly to upsell him to a birdhouse.  Only the humans had someone take a look at the truck's tires before they got ready to leave only to learn that one of them had been poked with a NAIL!  So they couldn't leave last night and by the time the tire was fixed this morning, it was too late to head up there. How the tire ended up with a nail in it is what we would like to know.  That tire has been nowhere near any nails!  We are suspicious that this was some horrible form of kitty sabotage, possibly to keep us from renting out some property.  Well, if Brother was responsible, we have lovely news for him.  Now the humans are thinking of spending all of next weekend in the country since they didn't get to go today.  Just think of all of the renting we will be able to do with a long weekend to work!

Weekend Apologies

Sorry for the noise this weekend.  We hope it didn't disturb anyone unduly.  We took a lovely little trip to the country that Brother didn't take well.  It was so annoying, all weekend we kept getting texts demanding to know what we were doing in the country, and to just get our cotton tails home at once, and then more texts demanding to know why we were still there, and what were we up to, and we better not be plotting a move, and we especially better not be plotting a move that we will expect him to take part in.  Really, he is going to destroy the phone some day.  We are sure of it.  We better warn you now, too, that we might be hopping back to the country on Friday.  Please guard your ears accordingly.

Sorry for Brother's Latest Shriek Fest

Sorry for all of the noise that Brother made yesterday.  The humans had to attend a funeral and on the way we stopped at a quilt shop and found a hard to get quilt book.  Brother didn't take it well, and even though he was probably eighty miles or more away we still heard the shrieks right before we got hit with the mass of texts, demanding that we just hop out of that store right away, and to drop anything we might have in our paws as well.  And then we dropped into a book store, and of course he had to pitch a fit about that too.  We really hope the noise didn't bother anyone.  We're just keeping our paws crossed that he doesn't find anything to rant about tonight.  It's the human's birthday and we don't want him to damage the phone with text bombs.

Halloween Report

We thought we better update you with our Halloween news.  We had a number of innocent children trotting by dressed in outfits covered with lights.  We're sure their parents thought these outfits would keep them safe, but unfortunately it made them highly visible to Betsy Bear.  We think you can guess the results of her being able to spot these poor children and more importantly, their sacks of candy, so easily.  We probably should have included a business card for a good therapist with the candy we passed out.  We're sure those children will need one after the crime spree they were caught up in.

Apologies for the Weekend

We hope Brother didn't ruin your weekend with all of the shrieking.  He was being impossible as is usual for him.  Really, when we finally hunt him down once more and drag him home, we are going to have to keep him in kitty solitary confinement forever as punishment.  Anyway, we spent the weekend in the country, and on the way up there we dropped by a homeless shelter and met the nicest moose, pup and bear who needed a new place to live.  They even helped us find a giant spool of thread, so how could we turn them down after how nice they were to us.  We are now up to 966 siblings.  And we are surprised the cat is not up to a broken phone with all of his texting.