Farmville

I have decided that Farmville is evil. Granted, it's keeping the human nicely distracted, but you won't believe what the game is offering. It is allowing sheep to be used as a crop! Don't these foolish people know better? Such crops are bound to attract polar bears. And now I have my polar bear siblings camped out here while I'm trying to type, wanting me to hurry and get off so they can check the crops, and see if it's time to harvest the sheep yet. Have you ever heard of such? And they just allowed the human another free sheep today, too!