More Family Tree Troubles

The human has decided that she needs to get back to work on that horrible tree, in order to get all of the material she needs for the book update she is hoping to do formated, so she can start taking orders at the family reunion in mid-June. The house will be full of terror for who knows how long if she does something like that. Does anyone know of how I can discourage her? She's already talking in an alarming way about signing up for an online service to hunt obituaries.