Movie Update

That poor, poor movie theater. Really, you would think by now they would know better than to offer all you can eat popcorn deals, though. They are located in the same town as Betsy Bear, after all. Needless to say, that bear took full advantage of the popcorn deal when the human went to the movies today, and managed to completely clear the snack bar out. I do hope that the people who were there for the evening showings didn't want anything to munch on. And, to make matters worse, the human wants to return to watch the movie again, and you know Betsy will go along. That poor, poor theater. They will never be able to feed anyone else popcorn again!

Head Bunny

In all of my alarm over the release of that horrible census, it completely slipped my mind to check the calendar. So needless to say, I was caught off guard when the bunnies pounced on me today, to force me into assisting them with hanging signs welcoming their leader when he comes hopping by this weekend. I can't believe it is time for that bunny to drop by again. My rabbit siblings have a sample of the bunny book all ready to show him, along with the giant sack of popcorn, and their corn maze plans. He is sure to be impressed. Nothing good can come of that rabbit being impressed! Impressing him always seems to lead to abundant rewards for my siblings, and to trouble for me. Perhaps I ought to offer to assist Betsy Bear in putting out the snares to catch the bunny. At least that might delay the horror a bit!

Weekend is Worse

This weekend is going worse than expected. The humans haven't visited the cottage yet, true, but with where they have gone so far, I almost wish they had gone there, and had ended up trapped by snow. First the humans went out for breakfast, and of course a rabbit stowed away in the human's bookbag. Honestly, I try to prevent this, but with the number of bunny siblings I have, it seems like one always manages to leap in there at the last second. Breakfast went okay, but then the human got the idea to go by the food co-op for more beauty products, and of course the bunny hopped in too. She had a large sack of corn seed, bigger than the sack the polar bear brought back a few days ago, with her when she returned. Our entire state is doomed if all of those seed are planted. People will be wandering lost in a corn maze forever! And, as if the seed wasn't bad enough, then the human went by the flea market, and would you believe she found someone there to provide info for those bunny novels? I'm sure nothing good can come of that. It will probably encourage her to work faster, which can only lead to my being drug off to the country to help sell!

Total, Utter Disaster

The human went out today, and before I could stop her, one of the polar bears wrapped up in a scarf and hopped into the human's bookbag. I thought they were just going out for a fillet o' fish. That's what the bear was waving a coupon for, and since the humans were discussing eating too, I thought I was safe. The polar bear would get the fish and return without any issues. Little did I know. It turns out that the human decided to drop in on the food co-op for some sort of beauty product after lunch, and of course the polar bear trotted along. She had a sack in her paws when she returned, that she proudly presented the bunnies. A sack with corn seed in it! Over a quarter pound of colored popcorn seed, all ready for planting. Needless to say, the bunnies were thrilled. Well, I am NOT thrilled! Now I will be forced to live in a colorful corn maze! Do you know how many popcorn seed are in a quarter pound?

Video

A couple of bunnies took time off from training to get Nick today, to take a hop down to the library to collect more books for the cottage improvement project. They came hopping back, lagging several sacks full, and with the happy news that they had obtained a movie for us to watch together, all about the wonders of flooring and its installation. A movie on flooring. I wonder what rating that thing has? And I suppose it will be too much to hope that the rabbits will provide a sack of popcorn for the viewing.

Movie Tomorrow!

It's Bebe, here to give you the good news. We've already captured our brother, in anticipation of our trip to see the head bunny on the big screen tomorrow. Oh, it's going to be such a nice day, attending our leader's appearance on the big screen. And once he's there, we're sure that our brother will enjoy himself immensely. We've already arranged to obtain a large sack of popcorn for him, and everything to make him happy, so he has absolutely nothing to complain about. We just hope we can stand the wait for morning!

Doing Math

I've done a bit of math, to figure out how bad this movie will be, and I'm afraid it is looking to be worse than I feared. The bunnies figure that at least four, and possibly five rabbits will be able to occupy one human seat. Now, assuming that each movie theater has 200 seats, that indicates that I will be attending this film with 800 to 1000 rabbits, possibly even more if a lot of them are very young bunnies! This is a nightmare! I can just imagine it now. They will be hopping all over, de rinking carrot juice, munching carrot sticks and celebrating the head bunny's big screen appearance. I don't care if they promise me a large tub of popcorn with unlimited refills! No amount of corn is enough to make up for that degree of torture!

Impending Torture!

The rabbits have already arranged to get me a seat at the horrible rabbit movie coming out next week. I wonder if that is enough for me to bring criminal charges against them? I can see it now, I will be in a theater, the only feline, with bunnies everywhere, hopping about, and probably spilling carrot juice all over me as they watch their leader on the big screen. Really, no amount of popcorn is enough to make up for being forced to eat it in the middle of such a rabbit disaster!

Excellent Film Coming!

Well, I see our brother has already been on here, complaining about the excellent movie that's about to come out. Really, we don't know what his problem is. This movie starring the head bunny looks like it's going to be an excellent film. Oh, well. We'll sure he'll like it a lot more once he gets to the theater with us. We're already chatting with other rabbits about organizing a group to attend on opening day, and of course our brother will be accompanying us. Once he gets there and probably gets his paws on a tub of large popcorn, we're sure he'll love the movie.

Popcorn

The popcorn is sprouting! Has anyone heard about potential dangerous and invasive characteristics of the popcorn plant, because the bunnies have a ton of seeds. I don't even want to think of the mint. They moved it to a bowl, and say it's doing very well, so well that they might get another pack to keep it company! Oh, and they popped dill, fennel, celery, and fenugreek seeds into bags this afternoon. We are all so doomed, it isn't funny. I'll bet they put in a hundred each of the celery and dill seeds.

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

The bunnies just found a post on a message board saying that popcorn can be grown straight from store bought bags! I think they're going to look for some this afternoon! Do you know how many popcorn seeds come in the average bag? How can I block that message board before they encourage the bunnies further? I don't like the post they saw on beans either.