The Sheep's Case

I think those poor sheep have a wonderful case against someone for their upcoming wool loss. Poor, poor sheep. They seem so proud of their wool, and now they are going to have it all snitched. The human got two magazines devoted to sheep this afternoon, and I just know I heard the polar bears creeping around this afternoon while she was nappinng, taking a look at it and making maps of where to find these poor sheep. Really, that magazine should be ashamed of themselves, and the human should be too. And in even worse news, the human's thinking of finding a shepherd to talk to via email to ask more sheep related questions. Really, what is she thinking?