Novel Horrors Day Fifteen

The human is making so much progress on her novel that she thinks she's going to definitely start working on one of the planned sequels within the next few days so as to not loose momentum. I have never hear something so alarming in my life. And in even worse news, I am very much afraid it will be the bunny novel she has in mind featuring a herd of alpacas, since she came home from her accomplice meeting crowing about plotting the first two chapters on the way home. In case anyone doesn't know what an alpaca is, they're basically sheep, but taller. They claim they're relatives of the camel, but with all of that wool they trot around with, they can't fool me. They're tall sheep! I'm sure all of you can imagine the problems with the human working on a book with such wooly subjects. Not only will it attract the bunnies due to the rabbit issues, but it will also attract polar bears due to that wool! And, in the worst news yet, the polar bears found a nice fat brochure while they were raiding that arts and crafts center, all about alpacas and even listing the homes where some of these poor animals live. They're already begging the human to take a research trip.