Saturday, November 21, 2009

More Sheep Issues

The human got another sheep magazine for research purposes today. Really, those magazines should be ashamed of themselves, endangering those poor sheep by sending magazines like that out here where polar bears can see them and research flocks. I will probably be called to testify when the sheep file suit. And, in even worse news for the poor sheep, the human is thinking of emailing a local sheep owner named in the magazine, to ask a few sheep related research questions. This can only end up being terrible news for the sheep who live with this person, since in the book the human is planning, the sheep in question are noted for their wool. I wonder if I should send an email to all of the local shepherds named in the magazine with a warning not to reply to any questions? I'm sure the polar bears are planning to email them questions too, pretending to be a human.

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