Eating has Begun

The flooring party has started, I am very sorry to say. The backyard is filled with pandas munching away. Such nightmarish sounds. Munch, munch, munch, sip, munch, munch, munch, sip. I'm sure the neighbors will complain eventually. Even with all of the pandas who are here, it will take them forever to eat up all of that bamboo, I am sure. They all look rather plump and well fed. They can't be that hungry? And what in the world am I going to do until they are done eating? The bunnies are working on a list now, of work assignments to keep the pandas happy and eating. I know I'm on there somewhere, possibly as a water boiler for their tea! Do you know how much tea they drink? I'll be boiling forever!

More Pandas

More pandas arrived today for the flooring party. Really, what in the world are the airports thinking, allowing so many of those giant creatures to just stroll onto flights without a bit of proof that they are traveling in some sort of official capacity as ambassadors? I'm sure they should have called someone to check. But no, they couldn't be bothered. I would have hated to have been on the flights with the pandas. The noise of sipping of tea would have driven me mad for sure. So now every chair in the back yard has a panda in it, anxiously awaiting the start of the flooring party. Which is scheduled to begin tomorrow afternoon, I am very sorry to say. My panda siblings got an email from the red pandas at the zoo, to let them know they will be sailing off as soon as darkness falls tonight. With several stops to raid peoples' bamboo patches along the way, they should be here by afternoon. And then the munching will begin. And how I will sleep, I have no idea!

Poor Kentucky

I would like to offer my sincere apologies first to the hotel that my siblings stayed at last night and then to the poor state in general. The hotel had a lovely breakfast buffet, had, of course being the operative word. Those poor, poor desk clerks arrived this morning to find that all of their waffles had been snatched and their honey and porridge supplies completely cleared out. Then, to make matters worse, the bunny hopped off with all of their tea! I hope that hotel is insured, and I hate to imagine how the poor maid will react, having to remove so many honey stains from sheets due to Betsy eating in bed.

Then, to make things worse for the state, the human decided to start at an arts and crafts center on the way home. It's connected to a college, but that apparently hasn't helped too much, because they actually had bags full of wool there! The polar bear cubs had went along on this trip, so I think you can safely guess what happened. The place foolishly was offering fudge for sale too. I hope they weren't too upset to find that gone, and I'm afraid to mention the decorative gourds I heard of. I just know the rabbits tried to crack them open for seeds.

Missing Bamboo

The pandas have done it this time is all that I can say. The bamboo patch that was down the street is totally missing, and I am sure they are responsible. I keep hearing munching sounds outside, and I don't like the amount of wok usage that I'm seeing going on either. Or the tea usage. The pandas are from China, after all, and love tea with their meals, and whatever they're eating must be really large considering the amount of tea they're lagging out. Josie Rabbit has been complaining dreadfully. Does anyone know if there's something I can do? I just know they left a leafy trail leading back to the house.