Proposed Ban

It would be so easy for the library to get the bunnies and their book borrowing under control. Really, I don't know what they're waiting for. One of their branches is right down the street, and I'm sure in the path of the bunnies planned gardening. I won't even say that the rabbits shouldn't be allowed to borrow books at all. I'm sure there are some books that are harmless for bunnies to read. Perhaps those books starring their relation Peter, although more of those books than I'm sure are safe are set in gardens. The author did write a book starring a kitten, though. The bunnies could be permitted to borrow that, or maybe one of her duck books. Really, the real problem is the bunnies getting books on work and gardening. All the librarians would have to do is check for long, floppy ears every time someone comes to check those books out. It wouldn't be hard at all. And hopping. The hopping is a dead giveaway too.

Library Horrors

Does anyone know who I should call to complain about a library? Not only did that foolish place provide the human with her Cousin Kerr's obituary, but to make matters worse, it allowed a bunny to hop out with a book on growing more vegetables in less space than you thought possible! I'm sure you can imagine how pleased all of my rabbit siblings were when they saw this book, and now they are all hogging valuable space on the table that should be mine, taking turns reading it, checking out the pictures, and drawing garden diagrams. Our poor neighbors. And just when they thought they might be safe from the garden too. The library should be ashamed. What did our neighbors ever do to them?

Foolishness

I swear, this town has more foolish behavior going on than any other place I've ever heard of. There was a cake show this weekend, and right on a bus line too. You would think the library would know better than to organize something like this, wouldn't you, with the sticky paw prints that Betsy's left all over their books. But there you go, they did it, and if they had insurance, I do hope it doesn't pay for them doing something so dumb right where that bear could get to them. I think you can safely guess what happened to all of those cakes with Betsy on the loose.

Librarians

The librarians should be so ashamed of themselves, and when the library is overtaken by cucumbers, squash and watermelon, may I say they have no one to blame but themselves? The rabbits snuck online a few days ago and added this terrible book to the human's book hold list. It's called Don't Throw It, Grow It and it shows you how to grow things from kitchen scraps. Oh, it's such an evil book it isn't funny, and the librarians didn't even question its inclusion in the human's order. They just handed it over to her along with the other books. They should be ASHAMED! Now I have rabbits hopping around the house getting bad ideas as they read it, and even worse, they're wanting to read it to ME! I don't like horror, especially something that horrifying!