Continuing Weatherman Issues

The weatherman continues to cause problems. Now he's calling for ice tomorrow evening, and I don't think he means the ice that goes in the human's soft drinks either. Honestly, ice is just snow that needs a bit of fluffing, so of course the polar bears are upset once more. I will probably be forced to go without sleep tonight due to the sound of them running about, gathering blankets and other things they have labeled necessary warmth supplies. I swear, if the weatherman keeps this up, I will tell the rabbits that he is donating the hill on which his little weather studio is located, for additional gardening space come summer. Being trapped by squash and watermelon for a few months will serve him right!

Librarians

The librarians should be so ashamed of themselves, and when the library is overtaken by cucumbers, squash and watermelon, may I say they have no one to blame but themselves? The rabbits snuck online a few days ago and added this terrible book to the human's book hold list. It's called Don't Throw It, Grow It and it shows you how to grow things from kitchen scraps. Oh, it's such an evil book it isn't funny, and the librarians didn't even question its inclusion in the human's order. They just handed it over to her along with the other books. They should be ASHAMED! Now I have rabbits hopping around the house getting bad ideas as they read it, and even worse, they're wanting to read it to ME! I don't like horror, especially something that horrifying!