Bunny Beauty Contest

I suppose I should let the funny farm know about this. The nuts at the fair are having a bunny beauty contest too. I'm not sure what they're up to, but if any of it involves proving their insanity in multiple, horrifying ways, they're sure going to be successful at that. The bunnies are debating now about entering this beauty pageant for rabbits, and I believe a shopping expedition to find more clothing and earbows is being debated. They have some idea about me accompanying them should they need to go to shop too. I wonder if I have time to find a place to hide? I shudder to think of how much hopping about they would do on the bus, even if I did manage to leash them.

Penguin Shopping Expedition

I think I might take the penguins shopping tomorrow while the human is working on some nutty thing for church. On the upside, a nice, traumatic shopping experience with a group of delinquent penguins should take my mind off the fact the human is volunteering to take over as head of a turkey dinner quite nicely. On the downside, there are five big penguins and a penguin chick I will be expected to manage on the bus and then in the stores. I wonder how much insurance they have? I thought about possibly getting leashes and harnesses for keeping the penguins in line, but I'm not sure if they make leashes to fit such creatures. With their short, stubby wings, and their pretty much lacking necks, I'm afraid they would be able to escape easily. Does anyone have any suggestions for how to keep them in line?

Leashes Part 3

The bunnies are actually after me to get them leashes now! How bad a sign do you suppose it is that the rabbits are actually enthusiastic about something that I was hoping would make life easier for me? I have a bad feeling that they think they can use the leashes to drag me around and make me an accessory to gardening, instead of the leashes making them behave like I was hoping.

Leashes Part 2

Okay, I did some looking on the internet, and it turns out they actually make leashes for bunnies! Take a look at what I just found at bunnymart!



It does seem as if it would work well for their size of rabbit, but the page advertising it doesn't say how well it handles potential stress. The rabbit in the picture looks like a well mannered, sedate bunny, something my sisters are definitely not. So, how do I work out how well the leash stands up to excessive hopping, and pulling to try to drag the innocent cat that has the end of the leash to the seed supply?

Leashes

Does anyone know where I can get my paws on a leash for a rabbit? I unfortunately must let them out in order to get seed to feed my hopeful, future hummingbird tenants, but I'm not sure they can be trusted without tight supervision, so I'm thinking of putting them on a leash and accompanying them. Given how easily those stores allow rabbits in, they shouldn't have a problem with me. I just need to find a leash that would work for the rabbits. Does anyone have suggestions? I'm sure they're bad about pulling, and their hopping tendencies are rather alarming.