Suit

First thing tomorrow, I am going to file that suit against Nick, and all of his relations for their horrible infliction of bad luck. Really, it will be worth having to go so near the genealogy archives just for the chance to see that cat punished for all of this. Maybe I can even convince someone that causing so much bad luck is a crime, and he should be drug away to jail for a sentence of several of his nine lives? Oh, that would be truly funny! I just can't believe that horrible feline and his delinquent relatives did what they did to the egg hunt. Okay, I wasn't looking forward to being forced to hide eggs, but after all the trouble the bunnies made me go to, having to attend that class on egg hiding, I should have at least been able to use my new skill. I have a diploma and everything, presented to me by the head bunny, after all, even if it was an embarrassing experience on stage with all of those baby bunnies. Yes, Nick the Cat is going to pay for this. I wasn't forced to all of that trouble just to give him the pleasure of spoiling things with his bad luck talents!

Egg Hiding 101 Lesson 2

I had my second egg hiding class this weekend, the one where they actually let us touch an egg. It wasn't too horrible. The excitement of my baby rabbit classmates was probably the worst part. They were so enthused over getting to touch an actual Easter egg. It was almost embarrassing. Really, you would think they had never seen an egg before, They're rabbits! I'm sure they have. I don't know why this one was such a big deal. It hadn't even been decorated yet. Anyway, I poked it slightly, and my paws didn't get anything annoying on them, so I would say the class worked out okay. The next lesson is on hiding, though, which is sure to be a disaster. Each of us will be issued an egg that we must find a hiding place for, and then the place will be graded!

Egg Hiding 101 has Started

I had my first egg hiding class, and I swear this thing is the stuff of nightmares. The first lesson was evasive hopping, to prevent children from snagging you, and getting the eggs before they can be hidden. Honestly, I have never heard of such, and I don't know why they're letting the Easter Bunny teach this. With as many times as he has been caught by Betsy, and robbed of his candy and chocolate eggs, he obviously has no evasion skills. My poor paws. I think some of the infant rabbits who are my new classmates must have springs in their big feet from how they were hopping around. I'm not sure how, but I know the next lesson will be just as big a disaster. They're teaching proper egg handling, and might let us touch an actual egg next.

Bebe Bunny Again

Oh, that naughty brother of ours crept on the computer when he knows he is supposed to stay out of here! Can you believe he did that, knowing what happened with the human and the hives last time? And he took advantage of an infant bunny too, waving carrots under her little pink nose, until she hopped away from her guard post! Well, we're going to take care of that right now. The rabbits assigned to guard duty are having their ranks doubled! Let's see him get past us again. And we're dragging all bags of carrots in here so he can't try the distraction trick too. Really, he ought to be ashamed, and now the computer keyboard is going to have to be cleaned!

Back

Okay, I'm back. The human is taking a shower, so I distracted the rabbit guarding the computer with carrots so I could get on. Honestly, what in the world is the human thinking, banning me from the computer like that, due to a little flea treatment? It isn't like I asked her to put it on me, after all, so why in the world should I be punished with the lack of computer time, just in case said treatment might turn her into a hive covered mess? Really, it isn't fair at all, but of course those rabbits are all on the human's side, and are keeping a close eye on me. Luckily the baby bunny was taking this shift, and she's a bit more distractable than some of the others. Wait. Do I hear hopping? Got to go!

Hospital Trouble

If anyone is planning an illness anytime soon, I would suggest you don't do it in this state. The baby rabbit finally let me know that the human is going to have to go to the hospital in a few days to get the ankle fixed. Betsy is already packing her spare snitching sack for sneaking along on this venture. Do you suppose those poor patients really need their food over there? Betsy's heard there might be ice cream. I shudder to think what will happen when she gets loose. Those poor, poor patients. And here their insurance is paying for them to be tormented by Betsy Bear.

Definitely Never Send a Rabbit

Despite the troubles yesterday, I let the baby rabbit hop out with the human again, under the claim of getting a cast. Well, they're back, and there is no cast in sight, just an ugly, bulky black boot. What do I have to do to get that rabbit to get the human the right thing, draw a picture of a cast for the bunny to use as a reference?

Never Send a Rabbit

I let the baby rabbit hop out of the house again, accompanying the human to get a cast. Well, the human hobbled back in with no cast and the bunny was looking plumper than usual. I don't even want to know what happened, but I am suspicious that vegetables were involved somehow.

Rabbit Escape

One of the bunnies, the one I'm sure is a boy bunny, managed to sneak out of the house today. The humans had to run to a funeral home, and it's unfortunately just down the road from the seed store. Do you suppose I should send a note of condolence to the poor feline who has the misfortune to work there? Then they went to a cemetery and the rabbit met up with a baby bunny. I'm sure he offered to let that little thing move in here right away, and how in the world an infant rabbit will pay rent, I'll never know. I'm sure he will become a freeloader if he hops over. I don't even want to think of the groundhog the rabbit spotted as well.