The Library

We probably should call the library now to warn them they should race to their branches, and lock their book drops now before it is too late.  We're sure Brother has something horrible planned involving sliding down one after what we just found.  The library has started offering magazines for checkout online, and wouldn't you know, one of them is a QUILT magazine!  We had no more than popped it in our online basket to check it out, when the texts started coming in from Brother, demanding to know what we were doing, and insisting we get away from the library website right away.  We think he might be plotting how to punish them even as we type.  So, should we send them a warning?