Goat

We're wanting to take a goat to lunch.  We have a patch of poison ivy we understand is a goat delicacy and we are eager to invite a goat over to dine on it.  We will even offer up the neighbor's tastiest roses as a desert.  The problem is finding a goat who would like to eat here.  We don't know any goats, or know how to meet one to arrange this lunch date.  Does anyone know if there is a goat friend finder available online or should we just hop to the country and start knocking on barn and stable doors?