New Rulers

We got a new set of rulers today, a twelve and a half inch square and a six and a half inch square.  And we got texts right away from Brother too, demanding we cease measuring right away.  We're still not sure how he can hear the sounds of measuring.  We think measuring is a very quiet activity.  As if there was any doubt it was Brother, we saw the human's doctor text his daughter today, and it was the same number Brother is using to text us.  We so hope she has unlimited texts on her phone.  Anyway, she said Brother was wonderful.  Either he has fooled her completely, or she is trying to fool us, to get us to take him off of her hands sooner.  We would put money on the later, if our funds weren't tied up in carrots and fabric at the moment.