Call the Police! Call the Marines! Call the Green Berets!

Someone call the authorities right away! Oh why didn't the human just go to the movies as planned this afternoon? The blissful, safe movies where the worst that could happen would be the bunnies guzzling carrot juice and munching vegetable flavored popcorn. She didn't do that, though. Oh, she did something so much worse I feel faint just thinking about it! She went to the food co-op! She went to the food co-op in the company of the bunnies! And do you know what they came back with? Pumpkin seed, at least an ounce of pumpkin seed! Do you know how many seed are in an ounce? They plan to go to work on sprouting the seed bright and early in the morning. We're DOOMED!