Today's Apology

We would like to apologize for the shrieks today.  We found a buy one get one free seed sale and Brother did not take the news of our discovery well.  He also did not take the news that we found a sale on the wood needed for the country cottage well either.  He's now threatening to see the home improvement stores in a court of law for allowing us to hop in their front doors.

And Yet More Trouble

A black cat must be nearby. I'm sure one of those evil felines is in the area, and I will have the authorities loosed on them for inflicting so much bad luck upon me, just see if I don't. I know it has to be against some law to do this. One of the bunnies hopped out with the human to the doctor today, and on their way home they stopped at the store for mosquito repelling candles. They found the candles, but then the bunny found something even more frightening. SEED! Seed, and extremely reasonably priced seed too. When he hopped home he was lagging a sack full of little packs, 18 total, which only cost 32 cents, including tax! Sniff, sniff, sniff! So, so many vegetables and at such a good price. Only a black cat bent on causing bad luck could be to blame for this! I'm sure it was one of Nick the Cat's relations!

Doomed! Doomed!! DOOMED!!!

Oh, the horrors that I have seen today. A former neighbor died, and the humans had to go to the funeral home, but first they had to stop by the store to get a plant to take. The bunnies offered to hop along, and help with lagging the plant out to the car. I knew I should have been suspicious. Letting them near vegetation is never a good idea, but never did I dream that things would end like this. They got the plant at the local grocery, you see, and the floral section just happens to be right near the seed sale! While the clerk was putting a ribbon on the plant, and sprucing up its pot, the bunnies did a bit of shopping. They had a large sack of seed packets when they hopped home. Here's what they got; another giant pack of beans, a pack of pumpkin, three packs of cucumbers, a pack of watermelon, three packs of cherry tomatoes, four packs of beefsteak tomatoes, a pack of table queen squash, four packs of yellow squash, two packs of zucchini, a pack of cantaloupe and a pack of peppers. We are doomed! And there is still plenty more seed left, so I'm sure they'll go shopping again soon!

POLICE!!

Someone call the authorities! I demand that relation who had the nerve to die be persecuted right away! We are all doomed, and it is all her fault! First, the bunnies went hopping to the store to get goodies to feed the bereaved canines. They found a lovely deal, and lagged it out to the dogs right away. Needless to say, the dogs have decided that the bunnies are their new best friends forever. Unfortunately, though, the dog goodies weren't the only things the bunnies got a deal on. The store was also having a SEED SALE! They came hopping back with a giant pack of bean seed, two packs each of cucumber, beefsteak tomato and table queen squash seed and a pack of California Wonder peppers. And, as if the bunnies' activities weren't bad enough, the human decided the cheer herself over this death by poking at the family tree and she just found a mass of relatives! The horrible, awful tree is growing!

Today's Seed Purchases

I swear, the human's doctor has picked the worst location for a medical office possible. It's right across from a place with cheap seed, so you can imagine what happened. Two packs of spinach, two packs of greencrop beans, two packs of collards, a pack of super marmande tomatoes, and the one decent pack of seed in the lot, a pack of catnip, were purchased and lagged home. Honestly, those rabbits should be ashamed. Isn't it bad enough that they got just a few days ago two packs of cabbage, a pack of eggplant, two packs of butternut squash, a pack of cherry tomatoes, two packs of rutgers tomatoes, another pack of collards, a pack of kohlrabi and a pack of carrots?

Seed Today

While the human was out, growing that awful tree of hers, the rabbits snuck off to the store and came back with eggplant, rutgers tomatoes and cabbage seeds. How worried do you think I should be? That terrible seed sale is still going on, and the rabbits say there's so many things they still need down at the store.