That is NOT a Flower!

The bunnies are sending a what the claim is a floral offering to the funeral of our human's uncle. Well, I would like to inform those rabbits that a PEPPER plant is not a flower, and those packets of flower and vegetable seeds that they poked in with the pot don't count for floral offerings either. And to make matters worse, they signed my name onto this package as well, along with forging the human's name. Could this horrible forgery get me taken as an accessory to gardening crimes?

Rabbits are about to be Caught

Fedex was just by trying to deliver a package but the human missed them. Needless to say, she was curious because all of her book packages come by UPS or the postal service. I just know that package is full of seed for the bunnies! Oh, thank goodness, those little things are going to be finally caught for impersonating a human. I can't wait. They can't go to the door themselves, since no Fedex guy is going to accept a signature from a floppy eared, cotton tailed bunny, and the human is surely going to be curious about why she's getting a package in her name that she didn't order. Oh, they will be caught for sure, and won't be able to impersonate the human anymore! Finally, those bunnies will be back under control!

They Entered

The rabbits just filled out forms to enter three cucumbers in the fair. They were so sneaky about it too, using the human's name and pretending that they're one human instead of a group of bunnies. I really ought to turn them in. Of course, on the other hand, I did just see where this fair is having a birdhouse contest. Do you think I can convince the rabbits to gather more rental properties for me if I don't turn them in for impersonating a human?

Seed Bank Part 2

Oh, my heavens, the bunnies just sent in another order for the seed bank! And since they will have to send in offerings in exchange, I'm afraid they're planning another trip to the food co-op. I just know they'll up their black bean supply while they're there. You know, I am suspicious, though, about some of these seeds. They come from France, and I know the rabbits have a bunny friend who lives there. Perhaps other rabbits are on this list as well, impersonating humans like my siblings are doing?