Plant Sale

The bunnies went to that awful plant sale, and it was even worse than I feared. They came hopping home with a green zebra tomato, the plant they plant to feature on the front cover of their first bunny novel. Needless to say, they were thrilled to find the plant, and are even talking about purchasing a special pot for it to live in! Nothing good is going to come of that, and as if the fact the bunnies want to put this plant on a book cover isn't bad enough, then there's the fact that it's sure to attract zebras. They're probably on their way over, even as we speak. It wouldn't surprise me at all. The plant sale was alarmingly close to the zoo, so the zebras there probably already know of the bunnies' purchase! And what in the world am I to do, when the back yard is full of a zebra herd, I would like to know!

Farmer's Market

They're having that farmers' market near the archives again tomorrow. The human has already mentioned needing to pop up there to do some research, and I just know at least one of the rabbits will try to stow away. Does anyone know the best knots for restraining bunnies? The human will surely fail to supervise them if she's working on that terrible tree of hers, and I shudder to think of what they might do if they got loose at the farmers' market. They've mentioned getting more of those horrible zebra tomatoes for seeding purposes!

Next Year's Zebra Disaster

The rabbits counted the seed they got from that green zebra tomato and it turns out that there are over 100 seeds. I think I might need to email the zoo in a little bit. Perhaps if I give them enough warning they can up the security around the zebras dwelling place to prevent escapes. I am suddenly imagining our yard awash in a field of black and white as zebras pop over to snack and party.

Green Zebra Tomato Part 2

The green zebra tomato was seeded this evening, and for such a small thing, it is truely horrifying how many seeds that it contained. I shudder to think of what will happen should the bunnies plant all of those seeds next year. Do you think I should find out what insane person at the farmer's market was actually selling these tomatoes? Perhaps I can share this with the zoo and get them off of our backs when they have mass zebra escapes next summer.