Human Returned

The human is back from that graduation, and in horrible news for me, she's managed to return with a case of food poisoning. Really, I ought to lock the doors to keep that human from getting out of the house. She gets into trouble any time she leaves. The bathroom is now on my rooms to avoid list, and so is the human's bedroom until her stomach settles. Really, why couldn't Betsy get this? It would be so much safer for all concerned if she was ill and unable to cause trouble for awhile.

Graduation Report

That cousin who had the nerve to graduate should be arrested, is all that I can say. The human managed to get into an extensive genealogical discussion while attending this reunion, and now she is hot on the trail of a coveted family Bible. I'm sure no good can come of her finding that book. Oh, and in even worse news, the rabbits got their hands on two large bags of beans as well. I expect to have to go into hiding, as soon as the bunnies come hopping back, or I might be forced into assisting them with planting these seeds.

Human Plans

The human is attending another graduation this weekend, and I am very concerned. There are alarming numbers of libraries along the path leading to this event, and I just know the human will use this as an excuse to poke more at that terrible tree of hers. Really, what are her relatives thinking? Can't a few of them fail, and spare us all from that monster plant?

Graduation Horrors

The lunatics are out in full force. I wonder if I should look for a full moon or something? They are having a flower festival right by where the human is attending that graduation. Obviously nuts are in charge of this, is all that I can say. Don't those people know that flower festivals attract rabbits? I think I'm going to scout out a hiding place while the humans are gone. Who knows what the bunnies will come hopping back with.

Graduation

I just realized I forgot to update everyone on the graduation! The first one was rather hot, so the bunnies stayed at the hotel. If you saw any reports on the news about a quilt shop being invaded, that was them and the polar bears. The loss of the hotel honey supply was Betsy. For the second graduation, though, the one right down the road from that garden, every rabbit went. And the graduation was TWO hours long! You don't even want to think about the damage the bunnies could do in a garden with two hours of completely free time. I wonder if I should send a letter of apology to the poor cat who's in charge of managing the place?