Wedding

We're sorry for the noise this afternoon.  We hope it didn't alarm anyone to suddenly hear kitty shrieks out of nowhere after the day had been so quiet.  The human got an invitation to a wedding a bit ago, and we have decided to try our paws at stitching her an outfit to wear to attend it.  We already have lovely colors in mind and everything.  We just have to select a pattern and hop to the fabric store to purchase materials.  Brother is not taking it well, and is sending repeated texts demanding the human shop off the rack for an outfit, and for us to just keep out of the fabric store and away from the pattern packets.  We are buying things for the HUMAN!  What is Brother's problem with that?