More Bad News about the Kiwi

I looked it up on wikipedia, and I have more bad news about those blasted kiwi plants the bunnies want to grow.. They actually come in sexes! Some plants are guys, and some are girls, which means there is going to be a whole lot of plant mating required to get fruit. And even worse, the rabbits are planning to at least start these things inside, which means I will be a captive audience for plant sex! Have you ever heard of something so frightening? At least the other plants do it in a civilized manner outside with the aid of bees.