Gloating too Soon

You are gloating too soon, brother, I you hope you know. It's Bebe, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. We know you did something to mess up our gluesticks. But never fear, you will be working yet! We sent a bunny out to purchase industrial strength glue, to get our project back on track! And since you sabotaged the glue we had, we are sure, we dipped into your savings to obtain the stronger glue!

Gluestick Failure

I am happy to announce that the gluesticks the bunnies were using on their little seed envelope seal project have failed. They aren't holding the colored paper on the labels at all in some places, and the rabbits have concerns about how long the hold on the other places might last. They're in the kitchen right now, hopping mad about it. Happy day! No seals mean that the seed envelopes can't be constructed, which means I can't be forced to fold hundreds of the little things! No work for me! And the rabbits have no proof I sabotaged their little gluesticks either!

Rabbit Report

I feared for a bit that I wouldn't be able to get on here, to update you on the horrors I am facing. The human went out this morning, and of course a bunny hopped along with her. I was terribly upset, sure another sibling was forthcoming, but what happened was even worse! The human went by a craft store! A craft store just packed with horrible ideas for various favors and such, that are sure to lead to more work for me, if I can't dodge the rabbits. A batch of them have been lounging on the bed all evening, armed with gluesticks, stickers and colored paper, designing little seals to go on the seed envelopes to close them once they dump a scoop of seed inside. They finally hopped off to the kitchen, to use the iron to smooth the glue down, so I was able to get on the computer to alert my readers to the horror. I think I hear hopping! They must be done with their ironing for now! Got to go!

I'm Not Here!

If any rabbits come hopping on here, looking for me, I am not here, and have possibly gone to visit relatives in Toledo. Or Boise. Or anywhere, really, but I am definitely not in the area. The bunnies obtained replacement glue sticks today. Would you believe that some foolish store actually sold them two sticks? So, they're all ready to start assembling those seed envelopes, and I know I saw one of them with my leash, to keep me in place in the assembly line! I hear hopping! Got to go and just remember, if the bunnies ask, I'm not here!

Hehehe!

The rabbits started cutting out the squares for the little seed envelope favors this afternoon. They were just about to get out my leash, to make sure I would stay in my assigned place on the assembly line, when one of the bunnies called to the others that the glue sticks were missing. They've hopped all over the house, but the glue is totally gone. Isn't that such a shame? Hehehehehe!!! And they will never prove that I had anything to do with its disappearance, either.