Cotton

The cotton is sprouting. At first, I thought that would be good news, since at least it would keep the polar bears occupied and not with their wool obsession, but now I have realized there is a problem. The polar bears were thrilled when the bunnies told them that what they think are wool plants were sprouting, and they offered their assistance in the garden right away to get things ready for planting. And then the sheep sent a message, offering their help as well. They figure if the polar bears are growing what they think is wool, they'll leave them alone, so they're willing to do anything to encourage this crop. A flock of them is probably already on their way over to help with digging! We are doomed!

Great News!

I finally have some good seed news for a change! The cotton seed arrived today, and just in time too, as the polar bears have been grumbling about the weather getting nippy, and looking at Shelia Sheep and the scissors in a rather alarming manner. Now I just have to find a pot so I can get some cotton planted right away. Surely if I can fool them into thinking wool grows on plants, they will leave the sheep alone.

One Potentially Good Seed

At least the rabbits ordered one potentially good seed. They placed an order for a pack of cotton seed, which I have high hopes of using to fool those polar bears into believing wool now grows on bushes. I'm wondering if I should go ahead and start the cotton indoors when it gets here. I'm sure the poor sheep don't want to spend the fall worrying about having their wool snitched by polar bears, and if they were occupied indoors tending a plant, the sheep might be safe.

Cotton Part 2

Okay, I've looked up cotton cultivation, and I think it just might be the thing that's needed to save those poor, misfortunate sheep. So, how much seed to you think I should purchase? Amazon has 20 for a fairly reasonable price, but would that be enough to keep the polar bears occupied? Perhaps I need to call that cat who works at the seed store for some odd reason, to see what amounts and prices they have.

Cotton

Do you know that there are things called cotton seeds you can grow to produce a cotton plant? Cotton looks kind of wooly, doesn't it? I'm wondering if I could sneak some of that into the garden to try to fool the polar bears. Surely if I told them wool could be grown as a plant, they would be content to farm and leave the sheep alone, right?