Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Sorry for Yesterday's Extended Rant

We're very sorry for yesterday's extended rant.  We had to hop in to the fabric store for an interview to show off some of our stitching.  Brother didn't take it well.  The following are just some of the texts we got.

Why is the GPS showing that you are at the fabric store yet again? You were just there on Saturday! Get out at once!

Why is the GPS showing that you are still at the fabric store? It has been an hour! It is Tuesday! There can't be a line at the cutting table! How much are you buying? The lot of you just drop any fabric in your paws this instant and get out!

It has been two hours! Why are you still in the fabric store? Are you interviewing for that job? You couldn't still be shopping. The store is not that big. Is someone actually planning to hire the lot of you? Get out of there right this minute! Nothing good can come of rabbits gaining employment!

Finally! You were in there three hours! You bunnies should be ashamed of yourselves! At least you're leaving now, though, and.... Wait, is that the library you're at? Get out! Get out of that den of rabbit encouragement at once! I know you're not going to pick up any decent literature there! Get out!

He was being awful. We don't want to think of what he will have to say when we have to hop back. There was some sort of scheduling mix-up and the lady we were supposed to meet wasn't there, even though we did wait for three hours. So we'll probably have to go back again, possibly this weekend, to see about showing her our stuff. Please brace yourselves now for the kitty fit that will ensue.

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