Human Today

The human is feeling better today.  We can only assume this means that Brother gave in to some cat like instincts and batted the voodoo doll under something where he can't retrieve it without the aid of a broom.  Now if he would just try batting at the cell phone he is using.  Now he's texting to complain about the amount of READING he is hearing!  How does he hear reading, and really, why does he think that it is some disaster he must prevent?