Brother's Troubles

It's so nice to report on Brother's troubles.  After the problems that cat has caused for us, he deserves every one of them, let us reassure you now.  First, Betsy took what we told her about the lack of a tree leading to Santa not dropping by seriously.  She has now placed a price on Brother's head.  We suspect that some poor bears might be forming a cat hunting squad even as we speak, in the hope that assisting Betsy will convince her to spare their honey supply this year.  And, even better, we got five new siblings today, a bear, a mouse, two penguins and a polar bear, bringing the sibling count up to 798!  And even better, one of the penguins is named PINKY!  When Brother texted, to demand why he was hearing unexpected pawsteps in the house, we gave him the happy news of our new penguin sister, and her takeover of his name.  And how we might be about to give her all of his stuff too.  His bed, his fish, everything.  Wouldn't that serve him right for deserting?